my mum bought thIs stupid toilet spray few days ago

and tt freak nv fails to scare the shit out of me

cos its lke automated n has a 1/2 hr interval

so whenever i shit or bath or wash my face watever

i will suddenly feel somethin touchin me or hear this loud "piss" sound

and i will thought who inside the toilet =.=

and my mum is so goondu to place a automated spray at eye lvl

how clever~

so wat happen if u look straight into the spray or u turn ur head?

there goes ur eyes